Sunday, September 23, 2007

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Ongoing Fabrication

Read all aboot it here:

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Monday, June 25, 2007

Sunday, June 17, 2007

The Timeless Forrest of Limbo

Walking in the timeless Forrest of Limbo the tinkle, tinkle and clash, clash, clash, of daily life is muted by leaves of lethargy,
The mulch of past and history deadens free footsteps,
Law is chaos and chaos rules supreme,
Infinity seems insensate yet pulses with the throb of on-going creation,
A big bang is a mere streetlight on the path to discovery and the finding,
The finding is unachievable, without attention and cannot be attained,
Because, it is not sought.
A seeker is unwelcome, frowned upon, despised,
Bereft of hope it screams a silent plea,
Unheeded, it decays to inner page magazine flotsam,
Read all about it; uncelebrated celebrity snuffs it,
Read all about it; uncelebrated celebrity has unneeded, unwanted, unloved, loveless child,
Read all about it; and now for your daily dose of Reichstag Informationministrum
Propaganda,
Read all about it; a sports person is very important,
Read all about it; we love being lied to,
Read all about it; dead, dying, poor, hopeless children don’t move us,
Read all about it; old people are trying,
Read all about it; poverty can be so profitable,
Read all about it; there’s no profit in peace,
Read all about it; be healthy: - eat lots of chemicals, Roddie McPoisons, Colonel’s Kernels,
Read all about it; are you a phat phuck? Audition today for a reality TV show,
Read all about it; cover yourselves in chemicals every morning, noon and night,








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Monday, June 11, 2007

IF I HAD A HAMMER!

Relaxing at home on Saturday evening and watching by force the dreadful show on ITV about hiring for a stage version of Grease, I became overcome with hatred for the reality (sic) TV genre that increasingly we are impelled to endure.

(Is there no end to this? It now appears to govern and/or influence every aspect of our lives: - entertainment (sic), relationships, youth, elderly, cooking, cleaning, private lives, the police, hospitals, fashion, what to eat, and on and on and on.)

My mind really went into overdrive when the next show came on; something about talented Britons and I flipped my lid when the guy playing a dog bowl with a spoon appeared. (Fortunately the TV reminder kicked in for First Blood!)

So, what is really happening to us? Why do we allow ourselves to be dictated to, to have to endure these utterly feeble excuses for entertainment?

I have a theory!
The human race gets it’s strength from it’s diversity and it’s diversity is the thing that also appears to create conflict. We fight and argue over our religions, our colours, our nationalities, which county we come from, which town or village we belong to! The challenge therefore is that whilst acknowledging that such mentioned differences exist we must still be able to co-exist together and to embrace the fact that we are ALL different: - to revel in that fact actually.
Have you ever heard someone (usually a white person) say about another race (usually a darker skinned type) “oh, we’re just the same,”?
This is the point, we’re NOT the same, we are all different. No two whites are the same; we are all different.

Ok, to the main point; this shitty TV genre is, I believe, pushing us towards aspiring to be the SAME!
Other TV types join in on this too viz; the magaziney news(sic) show, the home improvement show, the start again show, fashion shows and eating shows, even ruddy gardening shows.

I say long live difference and long live NON CONFORMITY!

Sunday, May 27, 2007

IS MAGNA CARTA GOING TO DIE?

NOW;today i heard a most beautiful thing on the radio and it was one of the famous utterances of our Glorious Leader: The Right Honourable; His Holiness; His Lordship; Sir tOry bLIAR(oh how I love that man- the catholic church is so lucky to be getting his faithful conversion)!ANYWAY;what he has apparently recently said (and this isn't the first time that he has said such a thing) that we should not make the mistake of PUTTING CIVIL LIBERTIES BEFORE the terror threat!So, mooooooooooooooooooooooooo to that;But, we're not surprised by this statement as he has said before that Magna Carta needs to be put aside or revised;now the basic translation of this is;Bend over boys and take it up the pipe;Well; I'm not going to do so ;Because, I AM free;that freedom was God Given;and no one CAN take it away;even if tUrdy bLIAR changes the whole legal system and makes loving freedom a crime he shall NEVER take mine! Mayam, you are right- it is time for the intelligent and normally silent majority to speak out!I have strong views on how this may be achieved and I'm going to set some of them out here;Firstly from our side we should disassociate ourselves from extremists and fascists;you may have heard that in the last few days Britain expelled a fanatic muslim cleric who preached a phylosophy of hatred- GOOD; we don't need mental retards like that; these people make others think that to be a Muslim is to hate everyone else; to kill maim and destroy others is NOT a tenet of Al-Islam;it is therefore our duty to inform people accordingly and to distance ourselves from anything that smacks of extreme hatred.For example, last summer there was a furore about the cartoons published by newspapers in Europe. The correct response to this blasphemy is not to go on the rampage and damage property and call for fatwas, the correct response is to ask people this question:Why do Muslims not depict Jewish Prophets in a similar manner?Why do muslims not make fun of Adam, Eve, Noah, Abraham and his sons, Israel and his sons, Moses, The Virgin Mary and her son Jesus?(May Allah be pleased with all those that I have mentioned) The answer to this is that a Muslim can't as he has to believe in all of those persons and respect them!Non-Muslims are however unaware of this because they are ignorant of our faith relying only on the visible behaviour of the filthy fanatics who I for one do not call Muslim anyway!The British government of course has no interest in pointing the truth out to people either; it merely states that not all muslims behave in this manner which is in fact a sneaky way of suggesting that we all think the same it's just that we don't all act badly.That is why TheNCEADRWA is so important because i do not want people to join who are incapable of being tollerant of other brothers and sisters and who put themselves in an elitist manner in a group that they insist is Correct!We have to seperate our own personal views from the picture and strive to live with one another in peace and harmony!If we cannot do this then the human race is doomed!

Friday, May 18, 2007

Exciting Major Expansion

The NCEADRWA has expanded into facebook;

check it out here;

http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2514105125&topic=2514

I have decided to show solidarity with the long suffering women of Afghanistan and have subscribed to;

RAWA

Check them out here;

http://www.rawa.org/index.php

More will follow this weekend.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Hitler was part Jewish too!

You must visit this and check out the ‘have your say’ page. Look out for comments by ‘Brian Jonson (yours truly) and then try to check the profile to read the comments made, yet not published due to stringent censorship!
I smell a ‘zeig heil’ moment! J!


Also, pay a visit to this foxy young lady’s site too!

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Dew Drops on Spider's Webs


Walking in the timeless Forrest of Limbo the tinkle, tinkle and clash, clash, clash, of daily life is muted by leaves of lethargy,
The mulch of past and history deadens free footsteps,
Law is chaos and chaos rules supreme,
Infinity seems insensate yet pulses with the throb of on-going creation,
A big bang is a mere streetlight on the path to discovery and the finding,
The finding is unachievable, without attention and cannot be attained,
Because, it is not sought.
A seeker is unwelcome, frowned upon, despised,
Bereft of hope it screams a silent plea,
Unheeded, it decays to inner page magazine flotsam,
Read all about it; uncelebrated celebrity snuffs it,
Read all about it; uncelebrated celebrity has unneeded, unwanted, unloved, loveless child,
Read all about it; and now for your daily dose of Reichstag Informationministrum
Propaganda,
Read all about it; a sports person is very important,
Read all about it; we love being lied to,
Read all about it; dead, dying, poor, hopeless children don’t move us,
Read all about it; old people are trying,
Read all about it; poverty can be so profitable,
Read all about it; there’s no profit in peace,
Read all about it; be healthy: - eat lots of chemicals, Roddie McPoisons, Colonel’s Kernels,
Read all about it; are you a phat phuck? Audition today for a reality TV show,
Read all about it; cover yourselves in chemicals every morning, noon and night,



END OF PART 1









Saturday, March 24, 2007

A couple of emails sent to Fix News(sic)


I am responding to the Fox & Friends statement this morning that the twin towers were definately a result of terrorist action and in this respect have a few questions:A)If the fuel fire was hot enough to melt the steel and bring down the towers why did a passport purporting to belong to one of the terrorists survive the blaze? B) What happened to the black boxes?Come clean now why dontcha???


As regards the current arrest of tresspassing british military personnel in I-ranian waters should you not state that they were arrested in british defined I-raqi waters? Would this not be more accurate reporting in respect of which I know you to be very proud?BOBLONDONbubbasmith@btinternet.com

LBC-TALK RADIO?














Those of you who are avid readers of this blog and my infrequent newsletters will be aware of the issues that I have had with that "talk" radio station during the last seven months or so.
What I am going to do in this article is to expose their new positioning away from public driven "chat" and into, amongst other things, A) less or non-public involvement in discussing issues and B) the 'exploitation market' which will both be discussed in some more detail below.
Firstly, it is reasonable to provide some background data to show that these views are not based upon mere whim but rather upon significant experience gained over nearly 10 years of calling talk radio stations.;
Stations that I have called over the past 10 years are listed below. A frequency rating of 1-10 is given with 10 being high;
LBC-10
Talk Sport-5/6
Radio Five Live-5/6
Radio4-3
Radio1-2/3
Other-1/2
I began calling talk radio stations when I was a mini-cab driver and got bored listening to the same music over and over. The best radio station at that time was XFM, but shortly after this time Crapitol Radio bought them and destroyed it utterly!




My first call was to LBC, the Fred Housego(?) show! It was terrifying!




However, I got into the swing of it and talked nightly to; Clive Bull, Nick Abbot, James Whale, Ian Collins, Charlie Woolf and a host of others.




What I learned from my experiences was that it was very hard to make a point especially if it clashed with the hosts views or was opposed to, for example, a government position on a subject; take the recent hostage crisis as a case in point.




Am I the only person who thinks that we are continually inundated with misinformation and disinformation; propaganda in other words?




Why do we allow the government to lie to us about transport, health, education, Dr Kelly, WMD's, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan?




Why don't WE have a TGV? If we can't do it (which we've proven we can't) then why don't we buy the ruddy thing of them or, better still get them to do it? If dealing with the French doesn't appeal to us (though why we should hate the French so much I don't really know considering that so many 'English' kings were in fact French) then there's always the Japanese, the Germans or the good old USofA; all of whom have sophisticated rail networks!




I'm going to conclude now with a final thought; the age of open, objective talk radio as a genre where the general public can get involved in discussion on subjects that matter to us, has DIED!




And if one is a regular listener to such talk shows then one must be aware how they have obviously dumbed down, increased advertising to 8 shots per hour, news(?) every 15 minutes and entered into the 'game' calls scam including a Bingo game on LBC's Nick Ferrari show which is so ludicrous as to be pathetic in the extreme!




Farewell for now and remember that Magna Carta guarantees our freedom and although tOry bLiar would like to scrap it he, or anyone else, shall never take our freedom away as it is God given; our Law believes in God and is clearly stated in every courtroom in this country;




DIEU ET MON DROIT!




Isn't freedom just wonderful?

Saturday, March 17, 2007

THE NCEADRWA-Global Manifesto-March 2007

I made some remarks in a previous newsletter regarding some ideas on how our country could improve certain aspects of our daily lives and whilst those ideas certainly require further work I am impatient now to make some suggestions for a global agenda.
Am I alone in thinking that our societies are more and more turning into totally exploitive ones? Evidence the recent premium rate number scams.
Even Blue "Cheater" is at it.
I am therefore calling for a complete ban on premium rate number scams whether these originate on television, the radio or, newspapers.
Moving on now to another subject that is being crammed up our rectums as far as possible;
Man Made Global Warming.
Phooey!
It's nature mate, end of story!
Is it not peculiar that in order to prevent this from happening WE have to pay for it?
Why doesn't big business pay for it?
Is it not big business that is tearing up the rain forrests?
Has anyone seen the pollution in mainland China caused by industry there?
Also, in many other S.W. Asian countries pollution caused by industry and forrest burning is disgraceful.
This is not to say that stopping, or at least curbing these things, would solve the global warming issue that, as already mentioned is NATURE!
In an explosive documentary on Channel4 recently, many emminent scientists poo pooed the current global warming "science" as "poorish" at best!
It is the activity of our sun that drives earth's climate; notably sun-spot activity-so there!
Moving on to Africa, would anyone agree with me that the peoples of that continent probably did not suffer from disease, malnutrition, drought or starvation 2-3 hundred years ago?
Would anyone agree with me that the disastrous visitation to that continent of the white man is solely responsible for the continents vast current problems?
I am an avid viewer of wild life and other natural history type documentaries and I am particularly interested in programmes that focus upon the environments in e.g. the Amazon, African Congo etc. and one of the things that comes out of watching such programmes is that there IS a LOAD of fresh water around i.e. the problem is not availability merely distribution therefore, DISTRIBUTE IT!
We don't shirk at distributing oil and gas around the planet via pipeline so, why not water too?
More in due course as ideas come and germinate.

Invisible Nipple Tweeking

I wish to explore the phenomenon of invisible nipple tweaking.
I was first made aware of this whilst watching women's' football.
Now in the mans' game we are used to seeing the men tug and pull at each others clothing. This goes by the name of 'marking'.
When marking an opponent one should grab a large handful of his shirt/shorts and hold on tight to prevent his ease of movement. The crime goes largely unpunished by referees but does give rise to some gloriously exaggerated diving and falling and writhing on the ground by victims who themselves have probably had a large handful of their opponents clothing in their grasp. This I submit is rather girly behaviour.
Now turning to the women I, as must seem obvious, watch women's' football from time to time and I have always been impressed by how the women tend to play the game within the rules. Fouls in women's' football do occur of course but, less so than in the men's' game.
However, what women do do to their opponents at free kicks, corners etc. is, whilst marking an opponent, to violently tug on their opponents nipples. This is evidenced not by obvious tugging movements on the part of the perpetrator but by the subliminal blank expressionless faces. The tugger is of course also being tugged as well.
How is this achieved? By thought transfer of course. Women are much accomplished at this and I would suggest that the thought processes are similar as when two women meet and exchange greetings and pleasantries like, "what a lovely dress you're wearing" or, "that's a lovely perfume you have on". These expressions can be loosely translated as; "dressed like a slapper I see" and, "the douche ain't working babe".
If anyone wishes to throw further light on this intriguing feminine talent, then please leave an appropriate comment.

Monday, February 26, 2007

This is the 1st day of the rest of our lives.

February26, 2007.
I was daydreaming at work and thought that I would share a thought or so with you.
Firstly, the following link should take you to my profile on the BBC's 'Have Your Say' website, from which point you may browse through their daily discussion topics as well as access other BBC blogs and of course, News (or is that propaganda?) headlines from around the world.

http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/profile.jspa?userID=4398032&&&edition=1&ttl=20070226163410

A word of caution here; this forum is seriously moderated which is, I think, a new way of spelling censorship. (If so called despots do it we call it censorship but when we do it it's called moderation; for ****'* sake, we're not even allowed to watch uncensored Big Brother)

Today, as I scanned news headlines in a daily paper(the Daily Mail) and on my e-mail home page I thought: why are the headlines so pussyo? I mean, should we be caring that Helen Mirror(sic) won an Oscar? What about our boys and girls dieing in Afghanistan and Iraq? And, by 'our' I don't just mean British ones I mean EVERYONE-All The Innocents!
Have you noticed how even when major stories occur regarding troop deaths/casualties their details are invariably shunted into an inner page? Is this not a cause for concern?
The gauge by which I measure the veracity of a newspaper, radio show or television news programme is the emphasis it places on real news stories as compared to the attention it gives to the 'magazine' type drivel.
Over some time now I have gleaned the following:

  1. Early evening news shows(sic) are rubbish! This is because the masses watch them and, therefore, better not get too heavy and upset the punter- keep it nice and light and everything's going to be just fine.
  2. I have noticed, as I was an avid viewer of Fox(Fix) News(sic), that ever since the mid-term elections in the U S of A, there appears to have been a complete shift in programming structure; gone is the hard line, 'kill 'em all' posturing of some of their main presenters-notably Shawn Hannity and Bill O'Reilly and it has been replaced by, well, a 'pussyo' type stance. The re-run of the Hannity and Colmes show, which I loved to watch, has been replaced by a really -four letter word beginning in S- magazine show called Red Eye. This show can really only be described in four letter word vernacular but- to give credit as and when it's due- I have heard one of their contributors state that Bush never won the 2000 election; impossible to imagine a few months ago! Or, have I got it wrong? Comment please!
  3. Talking about veracity, a politician's can be judged by how succinctly he/she answers questions and whether or not they start with the old 'before I answer that question' routine. This invariably means that the politician in question will go into a 'waffle' at the end of which most of us may have forgotten what the actual question was. Only hardened anti-wafflers like Paxman and Snow are adept enough at challenging such people but admittedly sometimes without success.

Well, that's all for right now but watch out for more.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

2007-NEWSLETTER THE FIRST

Greetings fellow members.
It has indeed been a long time since the last communication and I can only cite the (politically incorrect) Christmas season as the reason + getting back into the swing of things
in the New Year!

The main news today is that Jon Holmes of Radio4, LBC and other fame has agreed to join and I have offered him the 1st HONORARY MEMBER slot and taken this honour away from the Prince of Wales who did not have the courtesy to respond to my invitation to him and his good wife!

Jon accepted my invitation live on air on Fiday evening during his regular LBC late afternoon slot.

I'm sure that you will all be as excited as me at this development and I am hoping that Jon will leave plenty of comment at;

www.thegianthogweed.blogspot.com

In other news I have to confirm that I shall not support Nik Ferrari's mayoral bid as it appears that if he did run(doubtful) it would be on the Tory ticket!(Bummer!)

I have been quite of late on the latters morning show as the subjects offered for discussion these days between 8 and 830 are of the magaziney type viz: should a terminally ill kid be allowed to have sex with a lady of the night! (Nuff said)
However, I shall continue to try to stick it to the establishment as much as possible.
I comment fairly regularly on the BBC's 'have your say' but if you check it out you will see that the censorship is of Goebbelsesque proportions-look out for comments by Brian Jonson the name I use there.

Right now that's about it, serious members will be aware that I have a number of irons in the fire not least of which is the persuit of the children in need scam.

Keep non conforming!

BOB