The Non Conformist Erith And District River Widening Association

If you wish to join my assosiation you may do one of two things:
1) Copy the application form in the first article and then paste it into a comment- please ensure that you complete the form exactly as requested. I shall then copy your application into my files and shall advise you of your membership number- you will then be a member.

2) Contact me for the fully detailed application form on bubbasmith@btinternet.com
and I shall forward the form to you in an attachment with glorious graphics!

In the meantime happy non-conforming!

Join my new association;
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THE NON CONFORMIST ERITH AND DISTRICT RIVER WIDENING ASSOCIATION

TENETS

a) to not conform

b) to be environmentally friendly

OBJECTIVES;

To widen rivers wherever and whenever possible without causing any environmental damage;

To do so only with plastic buckets and spades;

To always maintain a spirit of brotherly love without regard to any outward differences between members.

RULES

1) The only requirement of the association is that the above TENETS
and OBJECTIVES are adhered to and that a simple application form is completed EXACTLY as detailed thereon.
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APPLICATION FORM TO JOIN:

THE NON CONFORMIST ERITH AND DISTRICT RIVER WIDENING ASSOCIATION





PART a)

The following information is mandatory and must be completed EXACTLY as instructed;

A name MUST be provided but it may be a nickname; e.g. Mr Adam Smith may wish to be referred to as Fred.

An address must be provided.
Applicants may provide their real home or work address if they wish however, an address in e.g. the following format may be submitted;
c/o the third lamp post down from the City Wok in Dulwich heading eastwards.



NAME ………………………………………………………………………………


ADDRESS (post code optional) ………………………………………………..

…………………………………………………………………………………………..

…………………………………………………………………………………………..


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APPLICATION FORM TO JOIN:
THE NON CONFORMIST ERITH AND DISTRICT RIVER WIDENING ASSOCIATION

PART b)
(this part of the form must be left BLANK; failure to do so will result in the application being rejected)

SEX:

NATIONALITY:RACE:RELIGION:

POLITICS:





The following declaration MUST be completed to ensure acceptance of the application;

I confirm that the information given in this form is correct as far as I am concerned.
I confirm that I have NOT CONFORMED with the above personal data points and that they have been left blank.



SIGNED ……………………………………………………… DATED ……………………….

Office use only: Type of Member ………………………… Membership Number ………

(End of Form)

The aims of this association should be self explanatory.
It has a worldwide flavour;
there are already members in:
England, The United States, The Middle East, Australlia and New Zealand .
Tell your friends:- everyone is welcome!