Greetings Fellow Members and other sundry addressees-(you know who you are !)
It has been a busy few weeks since the last newsletter, advised as the fifth, although it was in fact the fourth only so, my apologies for that error which I did correct on our blog. More aboot the blog later!
The contents of this issue are:
LBC
News
Saying of the Week
Our Blog
Attachment.
LBC
I continue to be thwarted in my attempts to contribute to the Nick ferrari early morning show(7am-10am). I have called almost all of the last ten working days but with no success! The lines are not busy and I can tell that some tactics are used to dissuade me from going on- I may describe these in more detail later.
Firstly, here is a small table showing date/subject for discussion/whether I called or not and, my view on the subject being discussed;
Mon 6Nov/Sadaam Death Penalty/called/well I say top him just as long as similar fellows meet the same fate-I can think of a few names who meet the criteria but dammit they've slipped my mind for now. I do feel sure however that Dummy Rumsfriend will be upset aboot this as he and Sadaam were quite big buddies at one time(Go German Law).
Tue 7Nov/Muslim Veils/called/there is no religious/spiritual or, Quranic requirement for women to wear a veil! (End of!)
Wed 8Nov/Mayor Livingstones trip to Venezuela/Did not call/This man's tenure as Mayor continues to impress with it's total disregard for truth, honesty and VALUE FOR MONEY! Mr nick Ferrari, who has indicated a desire to run for this office, has my total support in this respect! In a related development, during this week's Queen's(sic) speech, at the opening of the new parliament, one of the items on New(sic) Labour's(sic) agenda is "more power for the London Mayor"! Do they know something we don't know? I mean, will they be happy giving more power to e.g. Nick ferrari? Or, do they feel that the result is already a foregone conclusion?
COME ON NICK RUN if only to ensure that James Whale has no success!
Thu 9Nov/Palestinian matter re shelling by Israeli army/called/ Nick's show attracts a large Jewish audience and they were vocal in their support of such incidents whilst maintaining that the Arab propaganda machine is more efficient than theirs. A very imotive matter!
Fri 10Nov/Poppies/called/This concerned news reader John snow's refusal to wear a poppy on air. I agree with him. I always used to buy and wear a poppy as a sign of rememberance. I no longer do so as I came to realise that whilst people are, it seems, to be required to wear a poppy, our government(sic) appears to have no problem whatsoever in ignoring the plight of veterans past and present! See ITV's recent documentary/report on injured soldiers returning to this country! Note also how ongoing British service personnel deaths don't really make headlines for long.
Mon 13Nov/Elton John calls for the abolishing of religion because religions are homophobic/called/Firstly, the word homophobic is being wrongly defined. I do not feel that one man putting his penis in another man's bottom is in any way normal but, that does not mean that i have a irrational fear of gay people. They can get on and do just whatsoever they wish but, do not ask me to agree that it is normal as, it is not!
Tue 14Nov/Censorship of the word "nigger"/called(this time my call was answered and I was asked to hold to talk to Nick(they NEVER normally do this as they NEARLY always call back) after holding for aboot 8mins I was dumped!)/This concerned the advertising of a comedy by a BLACK american comedian who could not get billboard advertising space as the title of his work contains the word "nigger"! Get a life everyone-it's satire for God's sake! I mean what's another word for cocoon? N-nigger! Hell, jokes are fun no? It is a requirement of this association that no indication to colour is allowed1 i was recently asked on a local Government form: to which ethnic group do I belong and I answered- "ALL"!
Wed 15Nov/The cricketer Trescothick's return from the ashes tour/did not call/Who cares? Is he concerned aboot leaving his wife alone for so long or what? Keep yer eyes on the sports headlines!
Thu 16nov/Can the rascist BNP political party take christian communion/called/Do BNP members think that Christ was a white guy?
Fri 17Nov/The Children-in-Need television spectacular(sic)/called/This is a pet subject of mine. Watch this space for updates in due course. At the time of writing I can confirm that I have accounts for 2004 and their numbers are NOT going to stand up to close scrutiny! E.G. £5Million of funds collected in 2004 was spent on salaries- that's all the data I have at present but, I'm working on it! I also have a healthy interest in The Princess of Wales(Diana) memorial fund and Comic Relief.
Just one final point on the C-I-N subject, I heard on the BBC's noon news that this years appeal has raised a RECORD £18.3 million pounds which, is weird as the figures i have seen so far both beat this number! are the BBC lying to us? No! It can't be can it?
Check for yourself, maybe I'm jest dislexic !
http://www.bbc.co.uk/pudsey/about_us/2005_annual_report.pdfNEWS
In this period under review two news items have particularly grabbed my attention.
The first one is the poor hindu-to-muslim guy who was going to destroy the world in the name of Islam. Whilst this poor misguided fool definately requires to be locked up in a loony bin forever he in no wise was going to achieve what he was ALLEGEDLY planning! A dirty(nuclear) bomb, the flooding/destruction of the London underground?
Please!!!
The head of MI5, Dame Eliza Manningham Buller, must believe in stories like this I suppose as she has recently stated that we can expect some few decades of trouble from Islamic extremists-I may email her!(I also have plans to contact some gentlemen at the right hand end of Islamic fundamentalism to suggest to them that they should concentrate their efforts on following the tenets of their religion rather than behaving like a bunch of football hooligan style yobos!)
Remember that it was MI6 who said Sadaam could hit us in 45 minutes-yeah right! It's more likely that Trescothick will open fer England !
By the way, whatever did happen to MI1,2,3 and 4?
The other item that caught my eye was the revelation, reported by the Daily Mail on Thursday(I think), that the word "BOO" is illegal and an offence to use under the "PREVENTION OF TERRORISM ACT-2006"
A male nurse waiting to see the Queen(sic) on wednesday's opening of parliament shouted "BOO" when he saw toRy bLiar's car going by i.e. I suppose he directed the word at that vehicle. He was apprehended by police who informed him that they were required to search him under the above named act and they made him tell them his name, address and telephone number! (UBER ALLES) (Well the Queen(sic) is German after all!)
I shall be writing to the head of the Met to ask whether only "BOO" is illegal or if the following words are also;
Coo(Cow, affects Scots only), Do or Doo(as in Doo Doo(crap)), Goo, Hoo(How, affects Scots only), Jew, Koo(Cow, affects Scots only), Loo, Moo, Noo(Now, affects scots only), ooo, Poo, Roo(affects supporters of Man Utd. and England only), Sue(as in the girl's name or, to file a law suit), To, Too, Two, Woo, You, Yew and lastly Zoo!
(This list may not be full- so, take care of yer language when yer oot and aboot!)
SAYING of the WEEK
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors-Plato.
OUR BLOG
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ATTACHMENT
I apologise for the quality of the attachment-I jest got a bit arty!
Bye for now, be good and, DON'T say "BOO"- not even to a goose!
BOB
